Three, two, one, go!

You're having a baby
Well done for that
You're gonna take care of the kids
And that is that

Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)
Are you ready for me?
Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)
Are you ready for me?

You don't mind the sex
A-but you mind the gender
And I am sorry for the fact that your child has a trans-a-gender

Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)
Are you ready for me?
Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)
Are you ready for me?
(Go, go, go, go, go!)

It's such a surprise (surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise)
What a surprise! (Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise)
You're missing the signs (the signs, the signs, the signs, the signs)
You're missing the signs (the signs, the signs, the signs, the signs)
It's such a surprise (surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise)
What a surprise! (Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise)
You're missing the signs (the signs, the signs, the signs, the signs)
You missed all the signs! (The signs!)

Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)
Are you ready for me?
Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)
Are you ready for me?
Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)
Are you ready for me?
Are you ready, ready?
Are you not ready for me?

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