Cuppa T

I don't like the way you talk to me like I'm a girl
Maybe because I have never been one of those
Why are you even talking to people in that tone?
I don't like the way you talk to me, don't talk to me

I am not your property and you are not my Cuppa T
I am not your property and you are not my Cuppa T

I don't like the way you treat me like I am a lady
Either that or patronizing like I'm a fucking baby
I know you wouldn't talk like that if I looked like a boy
And once I do, I'll talk to you like you're my fucking toy

I am not your property and you are not my Cuppa T
I am not your property and you are not my Cuppa T

I dreamt that you tripped over your shoelaces
While you were telling me what to do
Everyone in the room laughed like ha-ha-ha
But I didn't, I didn't
I held out my hand and I helped you off the ground
And you thanked me for not laughing
And all I could think about was the fact
I haven't washed my hands since the last time I went for a shit
And I went for a massive shit. You're welcome

I am not your property and you are not my Cuppa T
I am not your property and you are not my Cuppa T