Disaster Porn

Someone bombed somewhere
For some cause or whatever
This justifies the involvement
Insert your country here

Those second world insurgents
Can't protect their slave trade
Against those left-wing radicals
And their terrorist ways

Disaster porn
Disaster porn

Those foreign monkeys
And their religious dictatorships
Need our freedom
Shoved down their necks

Democracy for their elite
Education for their rich
Mass media for their working class
Military service for everyone else

Disaster porn
Watch it over again
Disaster porn
Learn which side to take from every machine

Without that soul-crushing job, you can't afford healthcare
Life is easy when you're part of the herd
Without that soul-crushing job, you can't afford healthcare
Life is easy when you're part of the herd

Spread the great disease
All across the world
Facts and opinions
Are interchangeable

While the almighty
Bacon and cheese double anthem
Cable news and freedom fries
Protects us from them

Learn which side to take from every machine
Disaster porn, never ever hear complaints
'Cause they teach you what to think
But not how to read

Disaster porn, watch it over again
Learn which side to take from every machine
Disaster porn, never ever hear complaints
'Cause they teach you what to think, but not how to read

Disaster porn
Disaster porn

Without that soul-crushing job, you can't afford healthcare
Life is easy when you're part of the herd
Without that soul-crushing job, you can't afford healthcare
Life is easy