Jack the Jolly Pirate

Ol' Jack the jolly pirate
Could take nine ships by night
His grappling cast could wreck ye mast
And shoot ye down on sight
Now, Jack the jolly pirate
Can only chew his meal
If Davy Jones, the watry bloke
Has soaked it all in tea

Beware this pirate, commodore
No mercy from this horde
'Cause Jack the jolly pirate be still keen to yield a sword!

Ol' Jack the jolly pirate
Is aching in his knee
Winds and time left wrinkles
But his heart is full of glee
He boozed away his fortune
Each penny, every cent
But Jack's a jolly pirate
Oh Jack's a jolly pirate till the end

Ol' Jack the jolly pirate
Has lost a leg or two
I'll kick yer British naval ass!
Says on his bum tattoo
When Jack the jolly pirate
Decides to take a bath
He sips a slig of Morgan's spiced
Like Karlchen Kraken does!

Beware this pirate, commodore
No mercy from this horde
'Cause Jack the jolly pirate be still keen to yield a sword!
(ha-ha-ha-ha)

Ol' Jack the jolly pirate
Is aching in his knee
Winds and time left wrinkles
But his heart is full of glee
He boozed away his fortune
Each penny, every cent
But Jack's a jolly pirate
Oh Jack's a jolly pirate till the end

Ol' Jack the jolly pirate
Has lived a life for three
And right before his time will end
Shall look back full of glee
He takes another quencher
To briefly reminisce back
And come my final hour
I wish I'll be like cap'tain Jack

Ol' Jack the jolly pirate
Is aching in his knee
Winds and time left wrinkles
But his heart is full of glee
He boozed away his fortune
Each penny, every cent
But Jack's a jolly pirate
Oh Jack's a jolly pirate till the

Jack the jolly pirate
Is aching in his knee
Winds and time left wrinkles
But his heart is full of glee
He boozed away his fortune
Each penny, every cent
But Jack's a jolly pirate
Oh Jack's a jolly pirate till the end