Horses and feathers and blankets of purple
Crosses and flowers and cards for dearest Moe
Remember the road that's an abandoned fridge
Still works!

Looking wistfully at Columbian banana I was there
I was flown over there
A kid with yo-yo eyes

She was beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine, I'm in love…
She was beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine, I'm in love…

Lads and dads, put your words in a pair of joggers
I'm not just saying this 'cause I have to
I can back it up with facts and relevant information

She was beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine, I'm in love…
She was beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine, I'm in love…

Stick up for me, do what you're told
But sometimes tell me what to do as well
I just want to sexually experiment in a nice, safe pair of hands
Don't judge me, just hold still

She was beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine, I'm in love…
She was beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine, I'm in love…

She was beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine, I'm in love…
She was beautiful, Viking hair
I'm in love…
Viking hair, I'm in love…

Viking Hair

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