I'm a warrior, dragon slayer with a magic sword
I'm a mage, arcade master in armor clothes
I'm a cleric, holy healing and a very holy mace
I'm a druid, nature lover, smell like my horse

We are a fellowship on an epic quest
We'll save the princess for a bunch of copper coins

Hail to the king (hail, hail)
Hail to the queen (hail, hail)
Hail to the treasure (hail, hail)
Hail to the dragon

Roll the dice and get a crit
Roll the dice and get a crit
Roll the dice and get a crit
Roll the dice and get a crit
Roll the dice and get a crit
Roll the dice and get a crit
Roll the dice and get a crit
Roll the dice and get a crit
Roll the dice and get a crit
Roll the dice and get a crit

Hail to the king (hail, hail)
Hail to the queen (hail, hail)
Hail to the treasure (hail, hail)
Hail to the dragon

I'm an elf, pointed ears, in my green robe
I'm your lover, many kisses, but this is my job
I'm a dwarf, little guy and I may fall
I'm a robber, sleight of hand and never dull

We are a fellowship on an epic quest
We'll save the princess for a bunch of copper coins

Guacamole and tacos
Pizza, coke and candies
Bags of chips and beers
Emerald sword for breakfast

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